Slicing up capitalists
With my cool cybersword
Fight against the megacorp
With my cool cybersword
Hacking into computers
With my cool cybersword
And making a cool escape
All thanks to this sweet weapon

I will fight against evil
With my cool cybersword
Serve up electric justice
With my cool cybersword
Also acts as a range stove
Cook with my cybersword
Put it back into my coat
Don't worry, it's self cleaning

Corporate Crony!
Taste my blade!
I will gladly number your days
Remove your cruel, classist grip
Actually yes! I asked for this!

The privileged few must be brought down
Ivory towers toppled into the ground
Hierarchies crushed to dust
The algorithm left to rust!
Proles united, rage and riot!
Destroy the stock market autopilot
The rich and powerful, heads of gold
Stain the street, as they fall and roll
This is the future, rebirth of justice
Crossing names off of secret checklists
But not with guns, they hold only shame

The heroic spirit rests in my blade!


Slicing up capitalists
With my cool cybersword
Fight against the megacorp
With my cool cybersword
Hacking into computers
With my cool cybersword
And making a cool escape
All thanks to this sweet weapon

I will fight against evil
With my cool cybersword
Serve up electric justice
With my cool cybersword
Also acts as a range stove
Cook with my cybersword
Put it back into my coat
Don't worry, it's self cleaning