We are gathered here today to commemorate a most important occasion:
to recognize a force that binds the universe together,
a constant in our lives, a source of joy and unity!
the one true saviour of humanity.
every being feels it; it flows through us, it is inside each and every one of us
from the moment we're born, to the moment we drive off into that last, final sunset.
it give us meaning, it gives us purpose
it has a place, a seat at the table, a destiny for everyone!
i am of course talking about
Digital Car!



bits and bytes surge electric fire
light and sound they tangle my wires
explosion multimedia space and time
mind expanding beyond horizon of life!

virtual reality is real as it gets
eyes are golden with raycast jet sets
body sweat like wolf loner
design yourself a cool fursona!

yes! (yeah!) yes! (yeah!) digital car!
Oh! (oh!) oh! (oh!) drive real far!
no! (no!) no! (no!) don't stop where you are!
huh! (uhn!) we are free with digital car!

(yeah!) yes! (yeah!) digital car!
Oh! (oh!) oh! (oh!) drive real far!
no! (no!) no! (no!) don't stop where you are!
huh! (uhn!) we are free with digital car!


cyberspace is full of snouts
soft in soul but loud in shouts
the tide is rising in the tank
pedal to the floor crush like a tank!

information superhighway
it's time to driving speeding my way
baby I'm up for the race
slap your paws on my dragon face!

yes! (yeah!) yes! (yeah!) digital car!
Oh! (oh!) oh! (oh!) drive real far!
no! (no!) no! (no!) don't stop where you are!
huh! (uhn!) we are free with digital car!

(yeah!) yes! (yeah!) digital car!
Oh! (oh!) oh! (oh!) drive real far!
no! (no!) no! (no!) don't stop where you are!
huh! (uhn!) we are free with digital car!


submarines in the sky
go so fast that you learn how to fly
I'll never stop, never give up the fight
buildings blacker than the night!

I'm on the groove, plappin' beans
my heart and fire burning free
there's engine in my twitter posts
I'm the plush who wins the most!

yes! (yeah!) yes! (yeah!) digital car!
Oh! (oh!) oh! (oh!) drive real far!
no! (no!) no! (no!) don't stop where you are!
huh! (uhn!) we are free with digital car!

(yeah!) yes! (yeah!) digital car!
Oh! (oh!) oh! (oh!) drive real far!
no! (no!) no! (no!) don't stop where you are!
huh! (uhn!) we are free with digital car!

yes! (yeah!) yes! (yeah!) digital car!
Oh! (oh!) oh! (oh!) drive real far!
no! (no!) no! (no!) don't stop where you are!
huh! (uhn!) we are free with digital car!

(yeah!) yes! (yeah!) digital car!
Oh! (oh!) oh! (oh!) drive real far!
no! (no!) no! (no!) don't stop where you are!
huh! (uhn!) we are free with digital car!